Speakeasy Sky Pirate Tavern
"The Drunken Harlot is a café, fronting a speakeasy, which is a cover and money laundering scheme for sky pirates. Mmm, tastes like crime!"21+ LGBTQ+ Friendly & Sex Positive Mature RP Venue
| Day | Opening Time | Closing Time | Venue Location | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monday | 8:00pm EST | Midnight | The Drunken Harlot | |
| Tuesday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Wednesday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Thursday | 8:00pm EST | Midnight | The Drunken Tubs | Click for Details |
| Friday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Saturday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Sunday | Closed | Closed | n/a |
Location
Crystal ➼ Zalera ➼ Empyreum ➼ Ward 28 ➼ Plot 18
Mare Syncshell
ID: TheDrunkenHarlot
Password: TheFoxhole
This is a public syncshell. Please pare down your mods to just what you will need for the night to reduce strain on PCs and ensure a positive and fun experience for all. Thank you!
Patrons
Crew [SFW]
Harlots [NSFW]
Our Business Partners
Interested in a bit of Piracy? Carrd & Discord Advertising, Co-op Roleplay Events, and More! Currently, our partners are:
Articles of Conduct
I. Every man has a vote in affairs of moment; has equal title to the fresh provisions, or strong liquors, at any time seized, and may use them at his pleasure, unless a scarcity makes it necessary, to vote otherwise, for the good of all.II. No person to game at cards or dice for money, while underway.III. The lights and candles to be put out at sundown: if any of the crew, after that hour still remained inclined for drinking, they were to do it on the open deck.IV. To keep their individual weapon and equipment clean and fit for service.V. To desert the ship or their quarters in battle, was punished with death or marooning.VI. No striking one another on board, but every man's quarrels to be ended on land, in contest to first blood, the Quartermaster be their judge.VII. No man to talk of abandoning the crew, till each had shared 1,000,000 gil. If in order to this, any man should lose a limb, or become a cripple in their service, he was to have 800,000 gil, out of the public stock, and for lesser hurts, proportionately.VIII. The Captain and Quartermaster to receive two shares of a prize; the Navigator, Boatswain, and Master Gunner, one share and a half; and other officers one and quarter.IX. The harlots to have rest on the seventh day, but the other six days and nights, none without special favour.X. That every man shall keep his watch night and day; and at sundown every one shall retire from gaming and drinking, in order to come to general quarters, and hold watch together for one hour.XI. Every person who shall offend against any of these articles shall be punished with death, or in such other manner as the ship's company shall think proper.
Mercenary Jobs
Security. Our crew is available to guard, patrol or escort as needed.Rescue Missions. Loved one kidnapped and held for ransom? Say no more.Bounty Hunting. Have a personal vendetta to settle? We'll find your guy for you and bring him back.. dead or alive, is up to you.Retrieval. Stolen property? Runaway charge? We'll fetch it for you, and then some.Airship Transport. In need of discreet transport of persons or cargo without leaving behind a paper trail? Perhaps through dangerous territory? The Drunken Harlot's crew is at your service.
The Airship
The Bridge
The Bridge of "The Drunken Harlot" airship. Beware Moving parts.
Empyreum ➼ Ward 25 ➼ Apartment Seven
The Airship Crew
Drago Soniasch
Quartermaster | Helmsman | Cook
➼ Responsible for imposing punishments and discipline
➼ Steers the airship
➼ Prepares crew meals
Sin Soniasch
Navigator | Chirurgeon
➼ Charts the airship's course
➼ Guides the Helmsman
➼ Provides succor to the crew
Godfrid Ironsoul
Boatswain
➼ Keeps the airship ready for both battle and travel at all times
➼ Oversees the day to day maintenance
➼ Ensures the airship stays stocked
Kirdak Ironwill
Master Gunner
➼ Responsible for all the artillery including cannons and dragonkillers
➼ Oversees the combatants
➼ Boarding Party
Jestah the Laughing Elf
Deckhand
➼ Jack of all trades
➼ Swabs the deck
➼ Boarding party
Velvet Jgnewsfv
Cabin Boy
➼ Runs messages between officers
➼ Provides entertainment, in all its forms, during downtime
➼ Boarding party
Expectations of Patrons
➼ All patrons MUST be 21+ IC & OOC➼ No patrons behind the bar or on the performance stage➼ NO Lalafell EVER➼ No touching of crew members without getting consent from them first➼ RP will contain heavy elements of dark and mature activities, including but not limited to: Strong Language; Alcohol; Tobacco; Drugs; Nudity; Sexual Content; Violence; Blood➼ ERP inside the bar is allowed but if anyone is uncomfortable with your scene please respect that and move to whispers, party chat or private rooms.➼ OOC Consent is strictly enforced. Non-Con and kink-heavy E/RP are allowed up until the point someone gets too uncomfortable, at which point see the rule above this one.➼ /Yell chat is for the Crew Only➼ IC ≠ OOC
Tavern Menu
Listed Prices are Real Gil Transactions
Topless Tier Service
Enjoying our services? Enjoy them even more by persuading your favorite crew member(s) to perform their duties while topless for the rest of the night!
🪙200,000 gil Each
Bar Buyout
Buy everyone a round on you!
Food/drink/drug prices waived for the rest of the night for the whole tavern!
🪙5,000,000 gil
Tavern Menu
Listed Prices are Real Gil Transactions
Dodo Baster
A throwback to when times were simpler, this butter beer is simmered over the fire all day long with melted butter and a spice blend of grated ginger, nutmeg, cloves, cinnamon and brown sugar.Served in a tall tankard and topped with hot buttery goodness, this is a thick drink sure to fill you right up!
Available until January!
🪙20,000 gil
Forgiven Sin
Sin's twist on the famous mudslide, The Forgiven Sin is made with Limsan cream, Mun-Tuy bean coffee liqueur, Bozjan vodka, salted caramel syrup and finally topped with whipped cream and a garnish of a chewy block of salted caramel. A boozy milkshake that can be made frozen or on the rocks.
🪙20,000 gil
Sonia's Revenge
Drago's take on an old favorite. This gin cocktail boasts sweet and sour notes from the cherry liqueur and muddled cherries, and a complex herbaceous bitterness from the green chartreuse and absinthe. Served with a lime garnish, this drink is sure to leave a lasting impression!
🪙20,000 gil
Indigo Deep
Kirdak's interest in the New World has blessed us with new flavors to explore! This tropical tequila based drink includes coconut, pineapple, and citrus in a careful balance to take your taste buds on vacation.
🪙20,000 gil
Mommy's Milkies
Mommy? Sorry- Mommy? Sorry- Mommy? Sorry- ...Mommy?Tall, pink swirled milkshakes served straight from the tap... err, bottle. Made with a mix of Bozjan vodka, rolanberries and enough milk to make a wet nurse blush, this lavish sweet drink will satisfy any sweet tooth. Mommy not included.Crew not responsible for any boys that may show up in your yard.
🪙20,000 gil
Bloody Morbol
If spicy is not your thing, keep moving! This vodka based tomato drink is thick with spice from three kinds of pepper. Served with Celery, Candied Bacon, and a Buffalo Chicken wing, it's a meal unto itself!
🪙20,000 gil
Red, Rosé & White
Imported straight from the vineyards of Wineport, The Drunken Harlot boasts a vast and diverse collection of wine labels to suit every palette.
🪙20,000 gil
Beer, Cider & Mead
The Drunken Harlot has many kegs on tap. Whether you prefer a sweet mead, dark malt, or anything in between..
You want it, we got it.
🪙20,000 gil
Tavern Menu
Listed Prices are Real Gil Transactions
Roasted Dodo Leg
Skin-on leg of Dodo, patiently smoked over an open flame using the finest cherry wood, sealing in the juices with a crispy outer layer.
Available until January!
🪙20,000 gil
Beer Cheese Pretzel
A traditional bread twisted into the shape of a knot, sprinkled with salt, and baked until soft and warm. Served with beer cheese sauce for dipping.
🪙20,000 gil
"Sly" Bacon Bread
Named after our barmaid who eats so much of it she has permanently altered her DNA to become part bacon bread herself. Soft dough mixed with thick-sliced bacon, melted cheese, and lots of garlic.
🪙20,000 gil
Oysters on the Half Shell
A large plate of delectable raw sweetflesh oysters paired with refreshing lemon slices.
🪙20,000 gil
Bacon Wrapped Scallops
Flavorful Glass Scallops, harvested fresh, wrapped in bacon, and pan seared in a white wine sauce until tender and juicy.
🪙20,000 gil
Sushi Platter
A mix of freshwater and saltwater fish, prepared with rice, seaweed, and served with wasabi and soy sauce, this dish is a cornucopia of flavor.
🪙20,000 gil
French Onion Soup
This simple dish of onion broth with chunks of bread floating on top is covered in cheese, then baked to seal it in. Simple, but tasty and filling.
🪙20,000 gil
Rolanberry Cheesecake
This sweet treat is served chilled and is a delight to taste! Thick, fluffy cheescake flavored with freshly picked rolanberries, and served in a graham cracker crust.
🪙20,000 gil
Tavern Menu
Listed Prices are Real Gil Transactions
The Mad King
A fine cigar of Ala Mhigan design which boasts notes of wood, cinnamon, earth, coffee, and warm spice.
🪙20,000 gil
Thaliak's Muse
Sharlayan Fogweed, dried and cured with fire shards, finely chopped and loaded into a pipe where the smoke passes through a water reservoir to be purified before it is breathed in. Smoking it is said to relax the body, calm the mind and please the spirit.
🪙20,000 gil
Dead Man Walking
Derived from the highly illegal blooms in Thanalan known as Dream Flowers, Somnus is a mind warping, numbing substance whose fragrance is said to lull the sniffer's mind into the sleep of death. Those who overindulge are like to fall into an eternal slumber.
🪙20,000 gil
Turallian Pearl Dust
This carefully collected powder made from the leaves of a plant native to the new world are known to be a topical numbing agent, and a powerful heart medication. In this form however, it is snorted and becomes a powerful stimulant.
🪙20,000 gil
The Shrieking Padjali
Traditionally used by the conjurers of Stillglade Fane for ceremonies of divination during the moonly Woodgreet Mass, these Shriekshroom Caps are said to give the imbiber temporary powers to "see" the messages left behind in the tea leaves. This fungus is known to cause intense visual distortions and feelings of euphoria.
🪙20,000 gil
Emerald Dream
Distilled from the Black Shroud's Blackroot Rose, this particular brand of Absinthe is known to cause intense visions and confusion.Emerald Dream is served the traditional way with a single sugar cube on a slotted spoon lain across the top of the cup, with a tiny vial of water on the side to pour over the sugar cube, through the spoon and into the drink to reduce bitterness.
🪙20,000 gil
Tavern Menu
Listed Prices are Real Gil Transactions
Private Pleasure. Have your eye on a handsome lad or pretty lass and want to get to know them a little more intimately away from prying eyes? Check in to one of our private chamber rooms for an evening of bliss.
Gardens of Fertility
Private Room Three
"It is said that any seed spilled in the Matron's Gardens of Fertility are blessed, guaranteed to take root and blossom."
Theme: Woodland Grove
Amenities: Hot Tub, Canopy Bed, Picnic
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Bibliothecam Peccati
Private Room Four
"This is a room for learning, for teaching, and for goodness sake keep it down. This is a library."
Theme: Red Mage's Library
Amenities: BDSM, Hot Tub, Fireplace
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Urban Edge
Private Room Five
"Leave your Eorzean worries behind when you jump through time and space into this futuristic dystopian suite with a sweet view!"
Theme: Cyberpunk 2077
Amenities: Cityscape, High Tech, Shower
🪙100,000 gil per hour
The Intimate Care Unit
Private Room Six
"The doctor will see you now..."
Theme: Medical Play
Amenities: Procedure Table, Bed, Bath
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Bleu Oasis
Private Room Seven
"Come into my parlour," said the mystic cartomancer. "Let's see what carnal pleasures the fates have divined for you."
Theme: Cartomancer's Parlour
Amenities: Oasis Tub, King Bed, Card Table
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Solution 69
Private Room Eight
"The present and future in perfect harmony for your peace and pleasure."
Theme: Solution Nine
Amenities: Sectional, Shower, Vending Machine
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Altar of Desires
Private Room Nine
"Succumb to carnal temptation in this haunting sanctum. The dark divinity awaits your offering of lust, and in return may your desires be fulfilled."
Theme: Ritual Chambers
Amenities: Sex Altar, Secrets, Spoopy
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Scion's Respite
Private Room Ten
"The sharpest of minds and bravest of souls must still seek peaceful retreats."
Theme: Luxury Penthouse Suite
Amenities: King Bed, Hot Tub, Deluxe Sofa
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Uisce an Scátha
Private Room Eleven
"At the edges of your dreams, in the back of your fantasies, lies a magical pool that beckons those who draw too close."
Theme: Fae Wilds
Amenities: Cozy Loft, Ponds, Waterfall
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Kagon Khaa
Private Room Twelve
"Relax amongst the comforts of the Steppe and rediscover your wild side!"
Theme: Azim Steppe Yurt
Amenities: Hot Tub, Fireplace, Glamping
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Heaven of Fire
Private Room Thirteen
"Enter the Heaven of Fire, a realm of gold and pleasure forged in the heat of Azeyma's Sun."
Theme: Romantic Rendezvous
Amenities: Jacuzzi, Pole, Greenhouse View
🪙100,000 gil per hour
The Inc Well
Private Room Fifteen
"In the deepest reaches of the Coerthan edifice, beneath the lair of Sin and debauchery, lies a well of darkness where not even the fearless dare to tread."
Theme: Classy Den of Darkness
Amenities: King Bed, Moonlit View, Ink Well
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Tavern Menu
Listed Prices are Real Gil Transactions
Harlots. The Drunken Harlot employs busty babes & lithesome lads to suit all tastes. Our Harlots may charge as much or as little as they wish and set different rates for different types of RP. They keep 100% of what they charge, minus the rental fee if a private room is booked. Tipping is highly encouraged.
Harassing any of our crew to reduce their rates will not be tolerated.
Please ask first and respect their decision.The Drunken Harlot reserves the right to refuse service to anyone.
No means no.
Sin Soniasch
Owner & Brothel Mother
[empties bottle of rum]
"Why is the rum always gone?"
[stands up and staggers drunkenly]
"Oh.. that's why."
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Straight
Role: Primal Submissive/Bottom
Faves: Hrothgar, Size Difference, Breeding, Airtight, Cum Inflation, Belly Bulging, Anal, Monsters, Rough
Hard Limits: Lalafell, Ageplay, Bimbofication, Scat, Femininity, Vore, Mutilation, Necrophelia
Availability: Daily from 12pm-2am EST
🪙500,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Aife Mjochna
Event Manager & Lead Harlot
"You'd be amazed what could change after a week in my bed~"
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Pansexual
Role: Primal Switch/Versatile
Faves: Femdom, Magic Play, Oral, Primal Play, Roughness. Ask for Others
Hard Limits: Ageplay, Bathroom Play, Gore, Lalafell
Availability: Tavern Hours, Weekends, Ask in the Venue's Discord for more info
🪙500,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Ryouji Lysander
Patron Satisfaction Liaison
Harlot, Fortune Teller & Bard
“Ye can have me booty, but leave me jewels alone!”
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Homosexual
Role: Primal Submissive/Bottom
Faves: Size Difference, Dom/sub, Sado/masochism, Aftercare, Fear, Watersports, Pet play, Fisting, Bondage, Cum Inflation, Belly Bulging
Hard Limits: Ageplay, Feet play, Underage/Lalas
Availability: Tavern Hours, Please Ask in the Venue's Discord for other times
🪙400,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Rhapsody Redwood
Harlot & Bartender
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Pansexual
Role: Submissive/Bottom
Faves: Rough Play, Penetration, Submission, Size difference, BDSM, Three+somes, Cum, Degredation
Hard Limits: Lalafell, Age Play, Vore, Bathroom Play, Permanent damage,
Availability: Tavern Hours, Please Ask in the Venue's Discord for other times
🪙500,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Kirdak Ironwill
Bartender & Harlot
"It is a blessing for a man to have a hand in determining his own fate."
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Straight
Role: Dominant/Top
Faves: Size Difference, Cunnilingus, Breeding, Cum Inflation, Anal, Knotting, and More!
Hard Limits: Ageplay/Lalafell, Torture, Death, Bathroom Play
Availability: Tavern Hours, Please Ask in the Venue's Discord for other times
f-list coming soon!
🪙350,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Shalyndrya Tarka
Harlot, Bartender & Barmaid
"Goonies never say die!"
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Straight
Role: Switch/Bottom
Faves: Exhibitionism, Bondage, Anal, Romance/Intimacy
Hard Limits: Lalafells, Vore, Gore, Bathroom Play, Age Play, Necrophilia
Availability: Tavern Hours and the occasional Thursday night, off hours DM for availability
🪙350,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Jhora Hinaa
Photographer & Harlot
"Everyone has their story to tell.
Mine is carved before you."
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Pansexual
Role: Dominant/Top
Faves: BDSM, Manipulation, Gentle-Play, Edging, Romance/Intimacy, Aftercare
Hard Limits: Woundplay, Toiletplay, Dub/Non-Consent
Availability: Tavern Hours & Weekends
🪙500,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Orianna Vossan
Bully & Harlot
"You learn a lot about another in the dark between the sheets, ticks, weaknesses, others the such."
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Lesbian
Role: Switch
Faves: Manipulation, Gentle-Play, Romance/Intimacy, Aftercare, Blood/Magic Play, Ask for Others
Hard Limits: Toiletplay, Dub/Non-Consent, Hard Maiming, Age Play, Lalafell
Availability: Tavern Hours, Daily (Ask in venue Discord)
🪙500,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Velvet Jgnewsfv
Harlot & Bard
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate."
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Bisexual
Role: Submissive/Bottom
Faves: Size Difference, Sloppy, Face Fucking
Hard Limits: Ageplay, Lalafell, Scat
Availability: Very Limited, Please Ask in the Venue's Discord for Availability
🪙500,000 gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Xeroun Rengar
Harlot & Bully
"Ah but you HAVE heard of me!"
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Pansexual
Role: Dominant/Top
Faves: Aftercare, Breeding, Face fucking, Blindfolds, Rough, BDSM, Spanking, Degradation, Begging, Ask for More!
Hard Limits: Ageplay, Lalafells, Vore, Scat, Death
Availability: Tavern Hours, Mon-Wed 8am-1:30pm, Thurs-Sat 1:30pm-9pm
🪙500,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Tavern Crew
Tavern Crew
Drago Soniasch
Owner, Chef & Tavern Manager
"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request."
Sin Soniasch
Owner & Brothel Mother
[empties bottle of rum]
"Why is the rum always gone?"
[stands up and staggers drunkenly]
"Oh.. that's why."
Aife Mjochna
Event Manager & Lead Harlot
"You'd be amazed what could change after a week in my bed~"
Ryouji Lysander
Patron Satisfaction Liaison
Harlot, Fortune Teller & Bartender
“Ye can have me booty, but leave me jewels alone!”
Tavern Crew
Drago Soniasch
Owner, Chef & Tavern Manager
"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request."
Ryouji Lysander
Patron Satisfaction Liaison
Harlot, Fortune Teller & Bartender
“Ye can have me booty, but leave me jewels alone!”
Kirdak Ironwill
Bartender & Bully
"It is a blessing for a man to have a hand in determining his own fate."
Navia Vedette
Harlot & Bartender
"Sailors tell stories but pirates become legends."
Shalyndrya Tarka
Harlot, Bartender & Barmaid
"Goonies never say die!"
Tavern Crew
Drago Soniasch
Owner, Chef & Tavern Manager
"I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request."
Mother Silver
Raffle Master & Bully
"I wouldn't take it personally, it's just that I don't like you or the way you do things."
Kirdak Ironwill
Bartender & Bully
"It is a blessing for a man to have a hand in determining his own fate."
Xeroun Rengar
Harlot & Bully
"Ah but you HAVE heard of me!"
Tavern Crew
Ryouji Lysander
Harlot, Fortune Teller & Bartender
“Ye can have me booty, but leave me jewels alone!”
Mother Silver
Raffle Master & Bully
"I wouldn't take it personally, it's just that I don't like you or the way you do things."
Jhora Hinaa
Photographer & Harlot
"Everyone has their story to tell.
Mine is carved before you."
Velvet Jgnewsfv
Harlot & Bard
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate."
The Drunken Tubs
Lewd Bathhouse
"Come and join us for a night of hedonism, debauchery and sex games!
Clothing and inhibitions are highly discouraged."LGBTQ+ Friendly & Sex Positive
| Day | Opening Time | Closing Time | Venue Location | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monday | 8:00pm EST | Midnight | The Drunken Harlot | Click for Details |
| Tuesday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Wednesday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Thursday | 8:00pm EST | Midnight | The Drunken Tubs | |
| Friday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Saturday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Sunday | Closed | Closed | n/a |
Location
Crystal ➼ Zalera ➼ Empyreum ➼ Ward 28 ➼ Plot 18 ➼ Room 1
Mare Syncshell
ID: TheDrunkenHarlot
Password: TheFoxhole
This is a public syncshell. Please pare down your mods to just what you will need for the night to reduce strain on PCs and ensure a positive and fun experience for all. Thank you!
