Speakeasy Sky Pirate Tavern
"The Drunken Harlot is a café, fronting a speakeasy, which is a cover and money laundering scheme for sky pirates. Mmm, tastes like crime!"21+ LGBTQ+ Friendly & Sex Positive Mature RP VenueBy clicking on any buttons or links on this page, you acknowledge that you are 21 years of age or older and consent to seeing mature content.
| Day | Opening Time | Closing Time | Venue Location | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monday | 8:00pm EST | Midnight | The Drunken Harlot | |
| Tuesday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Wednesday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Thursday | 8:00pm EST | Midnight | The Drunken Tubs | Click for Details |
| Friday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Saturday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Sunday | Closed | Closed | n/a |
Location
Crystal ➼ Zalera ➼ Empyreum ➼ Ward 28 ➼ Plot 18
Mare Syncshell
ID: TheDrunkenHarlot
Password: TheFoxhole
This is a public syncshell. Please pare down your mods to just what you will need for the night to reduce strain on PCs and ensure a positive and fun experience for all. Thank you!
Patrons
Crew [SFW]
Harlots [NSFW]
Our Business Partners
Interested in a bit of Piracy? Carrd & Discord Advertising, Co-op Roleplay Events, and More! Currently, our partners are:
The Drunken Harlot Airship
Mercenary Jobs
Security. Our crew is available to guard, patrol or escort as needed.Rescue Missions. Loved one kidnapped and held for ransom? Say no more.Bounty Hunting. Have a personal vendetta to settle? We'll find your guy for you and bring him back.. dead or alive, is up to you.Retrieval. Stolen property? Runaway charge? We'll fetch it for you, and then some.Airship Transport. In need of discreet transport of persons or cargo without leaving behind a paper trail? Perhaps through dangerous territory? The Drunken Harlot's crew is at your service.
The Bridge
The Bridge of "The Drunken Harlot" airship. Beware Moving parts.
Empyreum ➼ Ward 25 ➼ Apartment Seven
Airship Crew
Drago Soniasch
Quartermaster | Helmsman | Cook
➼ Responsible for imposing punishments and discipline
➼ Steers the airship
➼ Prepares crew meals
Sin Soniasch
Navigator | Chirurgeon
➼ Charts the airship's course
➼ Guides the Helmsman
➼ Provides succor to the crew
Aife Mjochna
Pathfinder
➼ Fosters connections
➼ Finds job leads
➼ Has ways of making people talk
➼ Gathers information through many means
Ryouji Lysander
Master Gunner | Oracle
➼ Responsible for all artillery including cannons, dragonkillers, and the RumfuckerTM
➼ Divines job circumstances
➼ Manages crew of the Mad Corsair
Rhapsody Redwood
Chirurgeon
➼ Profides wisdom in avoiding injury
➼ Provides defensive support for the boarding party
➼ Cures wounds
➼ "Moral Compass"
Jestah the Laughing Elf
Deckhand
➼ Jack of all trades
➼ Chaos Goblin
➼ Boarding Party
➼ Swabs the deck
Leonidos Yngling
Unga Bunga Caveman
➼ Rune Specialist
➼ Tonka Tough
➼ Scout
➼ Gives the best Caveman-style Bear HugsTM
Orianna Vossan
Research & Development
➼ Arms Specialist
➼ Engineering team
➼ Winged Scout
Godfrid Ironsoul
Boatswain
➼ Keeps the airship ready for both battle and travel at all times
➼ Oversees the day to day maintenance
➼ Ensures the airship stays stocked
Velvet Jgnewsfv
Cabin Boy
➼ Runs messages between officers
➼ Provides entertainment, in all its forms, during downtime
➼ Boarding party
Articles of Accord
I. Every man has a vote in affairs of the moment; has equal title to the fresh provisions, or strong liquors, at any time seized, and may use them at his pleasure, unless a scarcity makes it necessary, to vote otherwise, for the good of all.II. No person to game at cards or dice for money, while underway.III. The lights and candles to be put out at sundown: if any of the crew, after that hour still remained inclined for drinking, they were to do it on the open deck.IV. To keep their individual weapon and equipment clean and fit for service.V. To desert the ship or their quarters in battle, was punished with death or marooning.VI. No striking one another on board, but every man's quarrels to be ended on land, in contest to first blood, the Quartermaster be their judge.VII. No man to talk of abandoning the crew, till each had shared 1,000,000 gil. If in order to this, any man should lose a limb, or become a cripple in their service, he was to have 800,000 gil, out of the public stock, and for lesser hurts, proportionately.VIII. The Captain and Quartermaster to receive two shares of a prize; the Navigator, Pathfinder, and Master Gunner, one share and a half; and other officers one and quarter.IX. The harlots to have rest on the seventh day, but the other six days and nights, none without special favour.X. That every man shall keep his watch night and day; and at sundown every one shall retire from gaming and drinking, in order to come to general quarters, and hold watch together for one hour.XI. Every person who shall offend against any of these articles shall be punished with death, or in such other manner as the ship's company shall think proper.
Expectations of Patrons
➼ All patrons MUST be 21+ IC & OOC➼ No patrons behind the bar or on the performance stage without checking with staff first➼ NO Lalafell EVER➼ No touching of crew members without getting consent from them first➼ RP will contain heavy elements of dark and mature activities, including but not limited to: Strong Language; Alcohol; Tobacco; Drugs; Nudity; Sexual Content; Violence; Blood➼ ERP inside the bar is allowed but if anyone is uncomfortable with your scene please respect that and move to whispers, party chat or private rooms.➼ OOC Consent is strictly enforced. Non-Con and kink-heavy E/RP are allowed up until the point someone gets too uncomfortable, at which point see the rule above this one.➼ /Yell chat is for the Crew Only➼ IC ≠ OOC
Services
Listed Prices are Real Gil Transactions
Topless Tier Service
Enjoying our services? Enjoy them even more by persuading your favorite crew member(s) to perform their duties while topless for the rest of the night!
🪙100,000 gil
Per Staff Member
Bar Buyout
Buy everyone a round on you!
Food/drink/drug prices waived for the rest of the night for the whole tavern!
🪙5,000,000 gil
Tavern Menu
Listed Prices are Real Gil Transactions
Drinks | Food | Partake | Enhancements
Forgiven Sin
Sin's twist on the famous mudslide, The Forgiven Sin is made with Limsan cream, Mun-Tuy bean coffee liqueur, Bozjan vodka, salted caramel syrup and finally topped with whipped cream and a garnish of a chewy block of salted caramel. A boozy milkshake that can be made frozen or on the rocks.
🪙20,000 gil
Sonia's Revenge
Drago's take on an old favorite. This gin cocktail boasts sweet and sour notes from the cherry liqueur and muddled cherries, and a complex herbaceous bitterness from the green chartreuse and absinthe. Served with a lime garnish, this drink is sure to leave a lasting impression!
🪙20,000 gil
Indigo Deep
Kirdak's interest in the New World has blessed us with new flavors to explore! This tropical tequila based drink includes coconut, pineapple, and citrus in a careful balance to take your taste buds on vacation.
🪙20,000 gil
Mommie's Milkies
Mommy? Sorry- Mommy? Sorry- Mommy? Sorry- ...Mommy?Tall, pink swirled milkshakes served straight from the tap... err, bottle. Made with a mix of Bozjan vodka, rolanberries and enough milk to make a wet nurse blush, this lavish sweet drink will satisfy any sweet tooth. Mommy not included.Crew not responsible for any boys that may show up in your yard.
🪙20,000 gil
Bloody Morbol
If spicy is not your thing, keep moving! This vodka based tomato drink is thick with spice from three kinds of pepper. Served with Celery, Candied Bacon, and a Buffalo Chicken wing, it's a meal unto itself!
🪙20,000 gil
Red, Rosé & White
Imported straight from the vineyards of Wineport, The Drunken Harlot boasts a vast and diverse collection of wine labels to suit every palate.
🪙20,000 gil
Beer, Cider & Mead
The Drunken Harlot has many kegs on tap. Whether you prefer a sweet mead, dark malt, or anything in between..
You want it, we got it.
🪙20,000 gil
Beer Cheese Pretzel
A traditional bread twisted into the shape of a knot, sprinkled with salt, and baked until soft and warm. Served with beer cheese sauce for dipping.
🪙20,000 gil
"Sly" Bacon Bread
Named after our barmaid who eats so much of it she has permanently altered her DNA to become part bacon bread herself. Soft dough mixed with thick-sliced bacon, melted cheese, and lots of garlic.
🪙20,000 gil
Oysters on the Half Shell
A large plate of delectable raw sweetflesh oysters paired with refreshing lemon slices.
🪙20,000 gil
Bacon Wrapped Scallops
Flavorful Glass Scallops, harvested fresh, wrapped in bacon, and pan seared in a white wine sauce until tender and juicy.
🪙20,000 gil
Sushi Platter
A mix of freshwater and saltwater fish, prepared with rice, seaweed, and served with wasabi and soy sauce, this dish is a cornucopia of flavor.
🪙20,000 gil
French Onion Soup
This simple dish of onion broth with chunks of bread floating on top is covered in cheese, then baked to seal it in. Simple, but tasty and filling.
🪙20,000 gil
Rolanberry Cheesecake
This sweet treat is served chilled and is a delight to taste! Thick, fluffy cheescake flavored with freshly picked rolanberries, and served in a graham cracker crust.
🪙20,000 gil
The Mad King
A fine cigar of Ala Mhigan design which boasts notes of wood, cinnamon, earth, coffee, and warm spice.
🪙20,000 gil
Thaliak's Muse
Sharlayan Fogweed, dried and cured with fire shards, finely chopped and loaded into a pipe where the smoke passes through a water reservoir to be purified before it is breathed in. Smoking it is said to relax the body, calm the mind and please the spirit.
🪙20,000 gil
Dead Man Walking
Derived from the highly illegal blooms in Thanalan known as Dream Flowers, Somnus is a mind warping, numbing substance whose fragrance is said to lull the sniffer's mind into the sleep of death. Those who overindulge are like to fall into an eternal slumber.
🪙20,000 gil
Turallian Pearl Dust
This carefully collected powder made from the leaves of a plant native to the new world are known to be a topical numbing agent, and a powerful heart medication. In this form however, it is snorted and becomes a powerful stimulant.
🪙20,000 gil
The Shrieking Padjali
Traditionally used by the conjurers of Stillglade Fane for ceremonies of divination during the moonly Woodgreet Mass, these Shriekshroom Caps are said to give the imbiber temporary powers to "see" the messages left behind in the tea leaves. This fungus is known to cause intense visual distortions and feelings of euphoria.
🪙20,000 gil
Emerald Dream
Distilled from the Black Shroud's Blackroot Rose, this particular brand of Absinthe is known to cause intense visions and confusion.Emerald Dream is served the traditional way with a single sugar cube on a slotted spoon lain across the top of the cup, with a tiny vial of water on the side to pour over the sugar cube, through the spoon and into the drink to reduce bitterness.
🪙20,000 gil
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Suites
Listed Prices are Real Gil Transactions
Private Pleasure. Have your eye on a handsome lad or pretty lass and want to get to know them a little more intimately away from prying eyes? Check in to one of our private chamber rooms for an evening of bliss.
"It is said that any seed spilled in the Matron's Gardens of Fertility are blessed, guaranteed to take root and blossom."
Gardens of Fertility
Private Room Three
Theme: Woodland Grove
Amenities: Hot Tub, Canopy Bed, Picnic
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Bibliothecam Peccati
Private Room Four
Theme: Red Mage's Library
Amenities: BDSM,
Hot Tub, Fireplace
🪙100,000 gil per hour
"This is a room for learning, for teaching, and for goodness sake keep it down. This is a library."
"Leave your Eorzean worries behind when you jump through time and space into this futuristic dystopian suite with a sweet view!"
Urban Edge
Private Room Five
Theme: Cyberpunk 2077
Amenities: Cityscape, High Tech, Shower
🪙100,000 gil per hour
The Intimate Care Unit
Private Room Six
Theme: Medical Play
Amenities: Procedure Table, Bed, Bath
🪙100,000 gil per hour
"The doctor will see you now..."
"Come into my parlour," said the mystic cartomancer. "Let's see what carnal pleasures the fates have divined for you."
Bleu Oasis
Private Room Seven
Theme: Cartomancer's Parlour
Amenities: Oasis Tub,
King Bed, Card Table
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Solution 69
Private Room Eight
Theme: Solution Nine
Amenities: Sectional, Shower, Vending Machine
🪙100,000 gil per hour
"The present and future in perfect harmony for your peace and pleasure."
"Succumb to carnal temptation in this haunting sanctum. The dark divinity awaits your offering of lust, and in return may your desires be fulfilled."
Altar of Desires
Private Room Nine
Theme: Ritual Chambers
Amenities: Sex Altar, Secrets, Spoopy
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Scion's Respite
Private Room Ten
Theme: Luxury Penthouse
Amenities: King Bed,
Hot Tub, Deluxe Sofa
🪙100,000 gil per hour
"The sharpest of minds and bravest of souls must still seek peaceful retreats."
"Relax amongst the comforts of the Steppe and rediscover your wild side!"
Kagon Khaa
Private Room Eleven
Theme: Azim Steppe Yurt
Amenities: Hot Tub, Fireplace, Glamping
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Uisce an Scátha
Private Room Twelve
Theme: Fae Wilds
Amenities: Cozy Loft, Ponds, Waterfall
🪙100,000 gil per hour
"At the edges of your dreams, in the back of your fantasies, lies a magical pool that beckons those who draw too close."
"In the deepest reaches of the Coerthan edifice, beneath the lair of Sin and Debauchery, lies a well of darkness where not even the fearless dare to tread."
The Inc Well
Private Room Fifteen
Theme: Classy Den of Darkness
Amenities: King Bed, Moonlit View, Ink Well
🪙100,000 gil per hour
Harlot Services
Listed Prices are Real Gil Transactions
Harlots. The Drunken Harlot employs busty babes & lithesome lads to suit all tastes. Our Harlots may charge as much or as little as they wish and set different rates for different types of RP. They keep 100% of what they charge, minus the rental fee if a private room is booked. Tipping is highly encouraged.
Harassing any of our crew to reduce their rates will not be tolerated.
Please ask first and respect their decision.The Drunken Harlot reserves the right to refuse service to anyone.
No means no.
Sin Soniasch
🪙375,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Straight
Role: Primal Submissive/Bottom
Faves: Hrothgar, Size Difference, Breeding, Airtight, Cum Inflation, Belly Bulging, Anal, Monsters, Rough
Hard Limits: Lalafell, Ageplay, Bimbofication, Scat, Femininity, Vore, Mutilation, Necrophelia
Availability: Daily from 12pm-2am EST
Aife Mjochna
🪙375,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Pansexual
Role: Primal Switch/Versatile
Faves: Femdom, Magic Play, Oral, Primal Play, Roughness. Ask for Others
Hard Limits: Ageplay, Bathroom Play, Gore, Lalafell
Availability: Tavern Hours, Weekends, Ask in the Venue's Discord for more info
Ryouji Lysander
🪙375,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Homosexual
Role: Primal Sub/Bottom, Rarely Top
Faves: Size Difference, BDSM, Sado/masochism, Aftercare, Fear, Watersports, Pet play, Fisting, Bondage, Cum Inflation, Breeding,
Belly Bulging
Hard Limits: Ageplay, Feet play, Underage/Lalas
Availability: Tavern Hours, Please Ask in the Venue's Discord for other times
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Pansexual
Role: Submissive/Bottom
Faves: Rough Play, Penetration, Submission, Size difference, BDSM, Three+somes, Cum, Degredation
Hard Limits: Lalafell, Age Play, Vore, Bathroom Play, Permanent damage,
Availability: Tavern Hours, Please Ask in the Venue's Discord for other times
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Lesbian
Role: Switch
Faves: Manipulation, Gentle-Play, Romance/Intimacy, Aftercare, Blood/Magic Play, Ask for Others
Hard Limits: Toiletplay, Dub/Non-Consent, Hard Maiming, Age Play, Lalafell
Availability: Tavern Hours, Daily (Ask in venue Discord)
Kirdak Ironwill
f-list coming soon!
🪙275,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Straight
Role: Dominant/Top
Faves: Size Difference, Cunnilingus, Breeding, Cum Inflation, Anal, Knotting, and More!
Hard Limits: Ageplay/Lalafell, Torture, Death, Bathroom Play
Availability: Tavern Hours, Please Ask in the Venue's Discord for other times
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Yes
Role: Vers/Switch
Faves: Foreplay, BDSM, Foot/Boot Worship, Dubcon, Forced Submission, Shibari, Light Blood Play, Degradation, Massages
Hard Limits: Scat, Vore, Bathroom Play
Availability: Tavern Hours, Please Ask in the Venue's Discord for other times
Velvet Jgnewsfv
🪙375,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Bisexual
Role: Submissive/Bottom
Faves: Size Difference, Sloppy, Face Fucking
Hard Limits: Ageplay, Lalafell, Scat
Availability: Very Limited, Please Ask in the Venue's Discord for Availability
Gender: Male
Pronouns: He/Him
Sexuality: Pansexual
Role: Dominant/Top
Faves: Aftercare, Breeding, Face fucking, Blindfolds, Rough, BDSM, Spanking, Degradation, Begging, Ask for More!
Hard Limits: Ageplay, Lalafells, Vore, Scat, Death
Availability: Tavern Hours, Mon-Wed 8am-1:30pm, Thurs-Sat 1:30pm-9pm
Angelica Rosemary
🪙250,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Gender: Female
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Pansexual (Dick preference)
Role: Switch (Dom leaning)
Faves: Biting, Roughness, CNC
Hard Limits: Anal, Gore, Snuff, Bathroom play, etc.
Cicyphine De-l'abime
🪙350,000* gil per hour
*May Vary Based on Request
Gender: Transfeminine
Pronouns: She/Her
Sexuality: Pansexual
Role: Switch
Faves: Extremely informal sex, facesitting, biting, violence and extreme edgeplay, dub-con, humiliation, breath control
Hard Limits: Vanilla sex sans kink, emetophilia, filth, needles
Availability:Tavern hours and by request through the venue's Discord.
Tavern Crew
Harlots marked with a ✪. Click their image to head to Harlot Listing. Other services indicated with emoji.
Owners & Leads
Drago Soniasch
Sin Soniasch ✪
Owner & Brothel Mother
[empties bottle of rum]
"Why is the rum always gone?"
[stands up and staggers drunkenly]
"Oh.. that's why."
Event Manager & Lead Harlot
"You'd be amazed what could change after a week in my bed~"
Aife Mjochna ✪
Patron Pleasure Liaison, Best Boy & Tarot Oracle 🃏
“Ye can have me booty, but leave me jewels alone!”
Ryouji Lysander ✪
Jestah the Laughing Elf
Rhapsody Redwood ✪
Harlot & Bartender
"Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."
"Sly" Tessa
Bartender & Bully
"It is a blessing for a man to have a hand in determining his own fate."
Kirdak Ironwill ✪
Xeroun Rengar ✪
Harlot & Bully
"Ah but you HAVE heard of me!"
V'leth 'Tia' Sorrowsong ✪
Harlot, Waiter, Bartender & Bard
"Step into my world and you shall not leave disappointed. If, you leave at all."
Jhora Hinaa
Bartender
"Salty blood flows through my veins. The blood of the sea!"
Cicyphine De-l'abime
Orianna Vossan ✪
Harlot, Bully & Bartender
"You learn a lot about another in the dark between the sheets, ticks, weaknesses, others the such."
Thorne Darkheart
Bully & Bartender
"Life is pain, Princess. Anyone that tells you different is selling something."
Harlot & Barmaid
One Thicc Bun
Angelica Rosemary ✪
The Drunken Tubs
Lewd Bathhouse
"Come and join us for a night of hedonism, debauchery and sex games!
Clothing and inhibitions are highly discouraged."LGBTQ+ Friendly & Sex Positive
| Day | Opening Time | Closing Time | Venue Location | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Monday | 8:00pm EST | Midnight | The Drunken Harlot | Click for Details |
| Tuesday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Wednesday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Thursday | 8:00pm EST | Midnight | The Drunken Tubs | |
| Friday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Saturday | Closed | Closed | n/a | |
| Sunday | Closed | Closed | n/a |
Location
Crystal ➼ Zalera ➼ Empyreum ➼ Ward 28 ➼ Plot 18 ➼ Room 1
Mare Syncshell
ID: TheDrunkenHarlot
Password: TheFoxhole
This is a public syncshell. Please pare down your mods to just what you will need for the night to reduce strain on PCs and ensure a positive and fun experience for all. Thank you!